This has been doing the rounds on text messages, but I liked it so much I wanted to share it with you all..... apolgies if you have already heard this !
I have been barred from ALL B&Q stores for life........
Some pillock in orange dungarees walked up to me and asked if I wanted decking.........
So I got the first punch in !!!!
p.s Thanks to Tart 2 for that one !
