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Originally posted by HellsBells
This has been doing the rounds on text messages, but I liked it so much I wanted to share it with you all..... apolgies if you have already heard this !



I have been barred from ALL B&Q stores for life........

Some pillock in orange dungarees walked up to me and asked if I wanted decking.........

So I got the first punch in !!!!



p.s Thanks to Tart 2 for that one !

Hope you got a kick in the nads in while he went down!!

Smartar*e!