Ain't nobody talkin' to ya, Ozz?
If your route takes you anywhere near Hemel Hempstead, you can call in to mine for a coffee, if you wish. I've got appointments a.m. and lunch time but you're welcome to break your journey here. Lincoln's about 120 miles or so from me and Dorset is about the same distance.
But not if this kind offer is going to incite your wife to violence of any kind
(That's violence against me... I don't really care what she might do to you)