Caption Competition

Gbyte666 · 31-May-2009, 04:21

Craig

Rattler · 31-May-2009, 11:53

"having the snip was easy, dealing with bollox this big is the problem!!!"

"has anyone seen my race pace?; it was only small, about this size, but I've not seen it for a few years!!! "

"...I would have won the race, but a small dog, ran out in front of me"

"You said I needed bigger balls, I've had the opp, my gonads are now the size of goldfish bowls, but I'm still slow as shite!!!"

nelly · 31-May-2009, 12:18

"Maybe..... just maybe, if it makes 'em that big, i might have it done to"

"why would you want the bars moving back and a pillar on the tank ya lordship?" .... "cause they're the size of water melons mate, this big!!"

Chaz · 31-May-2009, 14:34

Recon the swelling will go down over the next couple of weeks, in the mean time I'll try & miss the bumps

Chris Wood · 31-May-2009, 14:41

" I had a **** this big before the race too...."

" Really, now that would have upset the handling?"

Jools · 31-May-2009, 15:24

"You do realise that the head you're holding is just an imaginary girlfriend dont you?"

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31-May-2009, 04:21	#1
Gbyte666 Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Bikes: Ducati 996 1 & only Class C DD Champion and KTM LC8 950 SMR Posts: 2,395 Join Date: May 2002 Location: Newbury/Hungerford Mood: It's not big, Its not funny, It's necessary Caption Competition Craig Reply

31-May-2009, 12:18	#3
nelly Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,134 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: notts Mood: Bloo and Yellow.. and Red now ;) "Maybe..... just maybe, if it makes 'em that big, i might have it done to" "why would you want the bars moving back and a pillar on the tank ya lordship?" .... "cause they're the size of water melons mate, this big!!" Reply

31-May-2009, 14:34	#4
Chaz Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Bikes: 916 Strada Posts: 3,844 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: At some track or another:) Mood: www.od2racing.co.uk Recon the swelling will go down over the next couple of weeks, in the mean time I'll try & miss the bumps Reply

31-May-2009, 14:41	#5
Chris Wood Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Bikes: 916 Senna, 748RS Corse, 1098s Race Posts: 2,816 Join Date: May 2002 Location: Adelaide...yup!! Mood: walking on sunshine..... " I had a **** this big before the race too...." " Really, now that would have upset the handling?" Reply

31-May-2009, 15:24	#6
Jools DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,930 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bedfordshire Mood: MT Meglomaniac "You do realise that the head you're holding is just an imaginary girlfriend dont you?" The Patent Jools Mood Meter -Today I am: ___________^ Reply