Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Had enough...I want 'em all banned!!!!!

[philthy]

Originally Posted by Harv748

LOL...I had this the other day, some bloke in a big people carrier started getting shitty with everyone going up the outside lane, so he moved acros to block everyone.

Problem was he was a good 800-1000m away from the merge, which I think is a little OTT...everyone started diving down his inside instead until the point where he couldn't get back in for sometime!!!!

Quality.

But the idea ( Apparently ) if you do it correctly, is that you keep to the same speed as the traffic in lane 2 and preferably next to another white van ( or HGV ) who will twig that you are helping them to get through the roadworks quicker and will then flash you in at the merge point.

[Jools]

I would ban all those little gadgets that have a very simple task in life but have been designed so that they don't do what they are supposed to...

Like tin openers that don't open tins or, even worse, corkscrews that fall to bits the first time you try and use them.

I've got a light fitting where it's virtually impossible to change the bulb without dismantling the whole thing because the bayonet fitting turns as you turn the bulb.

Mobile phone firmware on my Nokia that lets me press a little joystick key to get to the contact list, lets me use the same key to toggle through the list, lets me press the same key to select the number I want from the list....wouldn't it be logical to press it again to call the selected number...but no.

There's a hotel in Ratingen, Germany where every goddam thing is automatically triggered by sensors. The lights in your room, the toilet flushes when you walk away, the taps run just by waving your hand underneath them...but when you've got a suitcase in both hands as you leave the hotel, you'll flatten your nose against the door cos...guess what...the doors aren't automatic.

Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh.....designers who never try to use what they've designed...ban them all

[madmav]

Originally Posted by sye73

Simon Cowell for being Simon Cowell (!)

nooooooooooooooooo sye ! Simon cowl is "Good " says what he means and means what he says!

some others on here could take a leaf from his book !


mav

[749er]

BMWs and Girls Aloud wearing clothes

[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by 749er

BMWs and Girls Aloud wearing clothes

OKAY THEN, I THOUGHT WE HAD A TRUCE I WOULD NOT ABUSE YOUR BIKE YOU LEAVE MY BMW ALONE.

YELLOW BIKES

[749er]

I actually only meant the cars

[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by 749er

I actually only meant the cars

I completly agree and please accept my apology for insulting your bike's colour.