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Old 08-May-2004, 14:56
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Ode for the British Taxpayer

I come for visit, get treated regal
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke
Take bus, see employment folk
Nice man treat me good in there
Say I need to see welfare
Welfare say "you come, no more
We send plenty cash right to your door"
Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy
NHS it keep you healthy


By and by, I got plenty money
Thanks to you, British dummy
Write to friends in motherland
Tell them come as fast as you can
They come in rags on the back of trucks
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together
More welfare cheques, it gets better!


Fourteen families, they moving in
But neighbour's patience wearing thin
Finally, British guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say
Find more aliens for house to rent
And in the yard I put a tent
Send for family (they just trash)
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good

And soon we own the neighbourhood

We have hobby-it's called breeding
Welfare pay for baby feeding
Kids need dentist? Wife needs pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
British man crazy! He pay all year
To keep us illegals in comfort here
We think UK is very good place!
Much too good for the British race
If they not like us, they can go
There's lots of room elsewhere you know.........
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Old 08-May-2004, 15:42
Gordy Gordy is offline
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Yes quite.. just don't get me started on this subject.
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Old 08-May-2004, 17:10
HellsBells HellsBells is offline
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Wooooooo..... hope Vman doesn't reply to this ! ( s****** ! )

It's a wierd place this England malarky !!!!! ( and that is all I am saying ! )
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Old 08-May-2004, 21:10
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Well, as my wages are paid by the tax payer, admire my bike when it's done.

Thanks people for my holiday to WDW in 2 weeks

I LURVE YOU ALL
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