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| Bloke jokes... My attention span is very short and the topics on the board are BORING!!!! I'm not apologising! :P:P:P:P Q) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A) So men can be open minded! Q) Three words to ruin a mans ego… A) “Is it in?” Q) How can you tell if a mechanic just had sex? A) One of his fingers is clean! Q) What do bungee jumping and prostitutes have in common? A) They both cost over a hundred quid and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed! Q)What dominates the thoughts of men at different stages in their lives: A) Ages Primary Concern 0-3 Pooing 4-10 Guns 11-14 Sex 15-20 Sex 20-40 Sex 40-60 Sex 60-? Pooing A)When do you care for a man's company? B) When he owns it. A)Why do men get married? Q) So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more Q)What are a woman's four favourite animals? A)A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. A)How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Q) Put the remote control between his toes Q)Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A)So men can remember them. :P  Well made me laugh anyway!  |
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