| You know your from scum when....
1. You Let Your 12 Yr Old Daughter Smoke At The Dinner Table In Front
Of Her Kids.
2. You've Been Married Three Times And Still Have The Same In-laws.
3. You Think A Womans "out Of Your League" Because She Asks For A
Glass With Her Tennents Super.
4. The Phrase " Thunderbirds Are Go !! " Reminds You The Off- License
Has Just Opened.
5. You Wish Your Toilet Was As Clean As The One In The Bus Station.
6. At Least One Member Of Your Family Has Died Right After
Saying "Hey Watch This"
7. You Think Dom Perignon Is A Mafia Leader
8. Your Wife's Hairdo Is Ruined By A Ceiling Fan.
9. One Or More Of Your Kids Was Conceived On A Pub Pool Table.
10. Your Back Door Coal Bunker Is Ideal For The Rottweiler To Raise
Its Pups.
11. You Only Need One More Stamp On Your Card To Get A Freebie At
Tam's Tattoos
12. You Cant Get Married To Your Childhood Sweetheart Because Of The
Current Bestiality Laws.
13. You Think " Loading The Dishwasher " Means Getting Your Mrs
Pished.
14. The Soundtrack On Your Wedding Video Ends With The Loudhailer
Message "This Is The Police"  | 
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