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Old 11-Oct-2005, 19:24
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Sense of humour pill taken, and look what popped out:

David Beckham and Posh arrive at Gatwick and get in Taxi.
Taxi driver: "Where you bin then?"
David: "We just nipped out for a meal over in Paris at a little restaurant"
Taxi Driver "REALLY!!? I did some taxi driving in Paris many years ago. What was the name of the restaurant? I most probably know it"
David, looking a little puzzled: "oooohh, errr, what's the name of that underground station?"
Taxi driver "Euston"
David "No, that's not it"
Taxi driver "Marleybone"
David "No that's not it either"
Taxi driver "Victoria"
David, excitedly "That's it" turning to posh "Victoria, what was the name of that restaurant?"
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