Punishment suggestions please

AK · 10-Feb-2006, 13:35

OK, heres the scenario:

We need to move Snotty out of the garage to take her somewhere. She is tucked up at the back, snuggled upto Tango.
To enable us to move Snot, I need to wheel out my bike from the front.
However, an important call comes in, so I whizz off into house to get pen & paper for info.

Am gorn 3 mins.

In that time, dearly beloved hubby (or possibly not at the moment) decides to get a move on - and shift my bike.
Takes quickly her off the side stand - and hears a massive crack!!
To his horror, he had forgotten that he had shoved a car jack close in to Her Majesty last w/end after changing the brake discs, and she had now heavily rolled onto it cracking the bellypan

He manages to extricate her, but leaving a bit of a gash & crumpled lump off it

I wasnt too amused, so can you suggest any punishment that I can put him through later?

C

TP · 10-Feb-2006, 13:37

I think you should make him a nice cup of tea and sooth his troubled head given he is already deeply disturbed by hurting your pride and joy.

Perhaps I can suggest making him a nice meal and massaging his feet?

NBs996 · 10-Feb-2006, 13:40

He did it on purpose, just to get punished.
So best thing you can do to REALLY punish him is fetch his slippers, an ice cold beer and buy him porn.

Rally · 10-Feb-2006, 13:49

... and give him oral pleasure. Men hate that.

AK · 10-Feb-2006, 13:53

Guys!!

we are obviously not on the same planet!!

I was thinking more in the lines of hiding the van keys, so he has to cycle to work next week - or similar (cos HIS bikes batteries are dead)

:P

ps: Rally, I'll have a word with you tomorrow!

nelly · 10-Feb-2006, 13:57

barbed wire and genitalia spring to mind

Iconic944ss · 10-Feb-2006, 13:57

I was sure the replies to this were going to involve whips, chains and humliation of some sort. But I'll leave that for the girlies to supply!

Well done guys - male support of the best kind!

Davieravie · 10-Feb-2006, 14:09

I agree in whole with TP......KNOW YOUR PLACE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!

clockwork orange · 10-Feb-2006, 14:59

Go on strike for a week - no cooking, laundry etc till he does it.........

andys 900ss · 10-Feb-2006, 15:02

Hey Charlotte,

Have you seen the film 'Mr & Mrs Smith'?

I watched it last night, you'll find some good options in that !!!

Andy

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10-Feb-2006, 13:37	#2
TP Registered Forum User MotoGP God Posts: 15,644 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Swansea Mood: 749 racebike MGP I think you should make him a nice cup of tea and sooth his troubled head given he is already deeply disturbed by hurting your pride and joy. Perhaps I can suggest making him a nice meal and massaging his feet? Reply

10-Feb-2006, 13:40	#3
NBs996 Registered Forum User Ducati in my Blood Posts: 4,728 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The deep south Mood: I love my 996 xxx He did it on purpose, just to get punished. So best thing you can do to REALLY punish him is fetch his slippers, an ice cold beer and buy him porn. Reply

10-Feb-2006, 13:49	#4
Rally Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 708 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Staines ... and give him oral pleasure. Men hate that. Reply

10-Feb-2006, 13:53	#5
AK DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,367 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the garage Mood: www.knightroadraceteam.co.uk Guys!! we are obviously not on the same planet!! I was thinking more in the lines of hiding the van keys, so he has to cycle to work next week - or similar (cos HIS bikes batteries are dead) :P ps: Rally, I'll have a word with you tomorrow! Reply

10-Feb-2006, 13:57	#6
nelly Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,134 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: notts Mood: Bloo and Yellow.. and Red now ;) barbed wire and genitalia spring to mind Reply

10-Feb-2006, 13:57	#7
Iconic944ss Registered Forum User WSB Hero Bikes: 1993 - 944SS & Aprilia Falco Posts: 7,795 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: north east I was sure the replies to this were going to involve whips, chains and humliation of some sort. But I'll leave that for the girlies to supply! Well done guys - male support of the best kind! Reply

10-Feb-2006, 14:09	#8
Davieravie Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 799 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Auld Reekie Mood: Warmed up and ready to go I agree in whole with TP......KNOW YOUR PLACE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!! Reply

10-Feb-2006, 14:59	#9
clockwork orange Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 823 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Alton Mood: On top of the world Go on strike for a week - no cooking, laundry etc till he does it......... Reply

10-Feb-2006, 15:02	#10
andys 900ss Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,589 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: nottingham Mood: #65 Double Desmo Due Champion - Class B 2007, Class A 2009 Hey Charlotte, Have you seen the film 'Mr & Mrs Smith'? I watched it last night, you'll find some good options in that !!! Andy Reply