Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > New Random Fact of The Day - 21/09/06

[doogalman]

Artist: Hollies
Album: Evolution
Title: Water On The Brain

(hicks / clarke / nash)
I've just come in from out of the rain
It's wet outside the water runs down a drain
I go to bed 'cause my head's full of pain

And drip drip it's driving me wild
Drip drip it's driving me wild

Outside the window there's a pipe wearing thin
It lets the water do a dance on a tin
I try to sleep but it's making a din

And drip drip it's driving me wild
Drip drip it's driving me wild

Water on the brain water on the brain
Water on the brain water on the brain

Drip drip it's driving me wild
Drip drip it's driving me wild

I toss and turn and my patience is weak
Go to the bathroom door and i take a peak yeah
The bath tap has started a leak

And drip drip it's driving me wild
Drip drip it's driving me wild
Drip drip it's driving me wild
Drip drip it's driving me wild

[psychlist]

If coffee and tea are such diuretics (they make you pee more), how come you dont get dehydrated when you drink them

[Jools]

And...if you're just 5% dehydrated you lose up to 20% of your energy reserves.

Originally Posted by Urban996

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = POO
BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poo, drink BEER!!!

It is better to drink beer and talk s**t than to drink water and be

full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am
doing it as a public service.

Which is why beer was invented because the water was so full of **** it was undrinkable!

I like beer me

[RD]

Originally Posted by Urban996

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.



In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = POO
BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poo, drink BEER!!!

It is better to drink beer and talk s**t than to drink water and be
full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am
doing it as a public service.