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[Redruth]

Originally Posted by servicebiatch

Is that smutty?? That went over my head. A bit like doogalman when I catch him. Mind you it's easy with his gammy leg poor old S*d I'm sure him and Jeff just play at "being at work" When Doogalman gets home, I will have to get him to sort me an Avatar. Perhaps a picture of Florence. Not the City

Couple of tips about this board as I can see you need to get with the program if you're going to post on this site.

Unwritten rules of posting on the board

1. Assume everything is smutty unless it is extremely grave. Even then, look for smutty inuendo just to be sure.
2. People who are actually very good friends with each other in real life, can seem like mortal enemies on here. Ignore it. They'll be falling over drunk together the next time they meet up.
3. If you start a thread, expect comments that are absolutely nothing to do with it to appear instantaneously.
4. Don't be deterred by people criticising you or taking the P!ss. The ones that are seriously cruel to women on this site get batted out of existence by the good guys on here.
5. Post whatever you like whenever you feel like it. There's always someone awake and interested.

Good luck. I've finished that drink. Please may I have a straight champagne now.

[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by servicebiatch

Kier Roya,l that's Champagne & black currant

Should have guessed with Ruth's expensive tastes!!

[Redruth]

Originally Posted by jeff st4s

Should have guessed with Ruth's expensive tastes!!

It's cassis actually. I don't think that's quite the same as blackcurrant. And doesn't it have an alcohol content? I hope so, because that's why I drink it.

[Florence]

Expensive taste thanx for the tip. I'll give as good as I get. Doogalman knows how good I can be

[Redruth]

Originally Posted by servicebiatch

Expensive taste thanx for the tip. I'll give as good as I get. Doogalman knows how good I can be

Now you're getting the hang of it. How did you do that pink thing, though? There are obviously things you can teach me and I've been here ages.

[Florence]

As you know Jeff, I am very good and quick with my fingers but crikey It aint arf ard keepin up with posting

[Florence]

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[749er]

Originally Posted by servicebiatch

When you reply there is an A with a thick black underline. click and a drop down color chart appears

smart a*se!

[Florence]

You're just jealous sweety

[Redruth]

I can't see an A with a black line under it. Where is it?