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Old 12-Nov-2005, 19:57   #1
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An Aussie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a
sheep, ********."

The man replies: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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Old 13-Nov-2005, 19:51   #2
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Old 13-Nov-2005, 19:54   #3
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An Aussie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a
sheep, ********."

The man replies: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."



I mean err .. OI!

Coming from a man with a fireplace in his avatar .... gee, I dunno ...
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Old 13-Nov-2005, 22:53   #4
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'twas only a joke Tony ... non taken I hope
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Old 13-Nov-2005, 23:00   #5
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'twas only a joke Tony ... non taken I hope

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Old 13-Nov-2005, 23:43   #6
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non taken I hope

Sounds like Tony's race positions this year
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