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weeian 08-Oct-2005 01:06

Berto Forgot to take his keys to JEREZ, Lets all laugh at Berto !!
 
Yes, let me set the scene, all the lads are standing at the door of the lorry excited about unloading their bikes when Davie says to Berto "your bikes next to come off" to which Rab says "Oh no ive left my keys back in Glasgow" all the guys say "aye very good ya wee spanner get them Oot" to which Rab says "honestly, im a total Diddy, ive left my keys on the kitchen table"
Ill leave the following scenes to your imagination, to say the least he got Absolute Pelters, (glaswegian for "Stick") off everyone and has now had to get his keys Fed-exed over to Spain.

Muppet award goes to Rab, Well done m8. I knew id get my own back.


/ian :devil: :sing: :frog:

GsxrAge 08-Oct-2005 01:09

oops :D:lol::lol::lol:

ericthered40 08-Oct-2005 02:10

:frog:

Mark 08-Oct-2005 09:20

Sounds like what Rattler did once, so the 2006 ****tler award goes too..........

baylissboy 08-Oct-2005 09:25

Who's a silly boy then!!!!:lol::lol::lol:

ScottyB 08-Oct-2005 09:37

Rab you are indeed a dawber of the highest order.

I know what happened, he thought he was going over there as pit B1tch again so didn't think he needed them!!!:frog:

Don't know why he fedexed them over, he is a weggie, why the hell did he not just hot wire it, or was he pretending he was posh and didn't know how to do it:lol:

Ya wee fudger, you are getting it tight, best just staying in Jerez........

:lol::lol:

Gizmo 08-Oct-2005 09:46

Nice to see the usual DSC sympathetic responce to a fellow member in trouble :) :)

Good luck on the fed ex bit Berto, Spain's the only place I work where DHL can't tell me where a parcel is and a "next day" is actually a next week :)

ScottyB 08-Oct-2005 09:50

Manyana..............

Here's hoping:devil:

Rattler 08-Oct-2005 12:18

I've finally got that monkey off my back - sorry to hear this, bet he feels a right **** ;)

Martin Ducati Glasgow 08-Oct-2005 12:41

Just fell of the office chair after reading this post!

Rest assured all you DSC members out there, Berto is gonna receive the ****ging of his life when he gets back to sunny Glasgow!:lol::lol::lol:

If truth be told, I really hope his keys get there on time and he doesn't miss out! What a nightmare!!!:(

He'll probably post his fastest lap pushing the thing round anyway!:D

Good luck Berto! Prepare yourself for the torrent of abuse that will no doubt follow!!

Martin

Chaz 08-Oct-2005 13:11

Did the same at trakday at malory park so I tride other keys from mates bikes & 3 out 4 ducati keys would start my bike only trouble was none of them would open fuel cap. Good luck with Fedx.

TP 08-Oct-2005 13:22

Berto - you're a nob!

:lol:

I nearly did a similar thing, fortunately I realised BEFORE I left for Spain and had time to retrieve them. Thus avoiding teh ****tler tag.

Unfortunately for Berto he hasn't avoided it! ****tler!!!

swannymere 08-Oct-2005 15:13

:o:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

They say the memory is the first thing to go:P

philthy 08-Oct-2005 20:52

Will he now be an angry man do you think:lol:

berto 08-Oct-2005 21:19

:flame: FECK THE LOT OF YE!!!!!!!

Lily 08-Oct-2005 21:26

Its ok at least he doesn´t have to ride his PINK bike!!!

Gizmo 08-Oct-2005 21:26

are you 2 out on a date at the internet cafe tonight ?? :) :)

Lily 08-Oct-2005 21:28

yep all **** faced and trying hard to type sensibly on some didgy pcv in the hotel....


sherry is great :)

Lily 08-Oct-2005 21:29

ps... how are my pussies ?

Gizmo 08-Oct-2005 21:32

Quote:

Originally posted by Lily
yep all <b>[Censored]</b> faced and trying hard to type sensibly on some didgy pcv in the hotel....


sherry is great :)

so just a typical Saturay evening out then :)

i'll take your word on the sherry.

ps giz and elvis are doing fine, they are sound asleep now preparing for another night of mayhem

Gizmo 08-Oct-2005 21:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Lily
ps... how are my pussies ?

ain't that the other thread Berto started? :)

Gizmo 08-Oct-2005 21:43

Quote:

Originally posted by Lily
ps... how are my pussies ?

here ya go .....


philthy 08-Oct-2005 21:50

That's my favourite position too.

weeian 08-Oct-2005 23:48

Quote:

Originally posted by berto
:flame: FECK THE LOT OF YE!!!!!!!


Pure Dead Brilliant !!!!
Barap Bap bap bap...... Im Lovin It !!!

/ian

kwikbitch 09-Oct-2005 23:33

:lol::lol::lol: bless him;)

ScottyB 10-Oct-2005 11:18

What's the matter wee man you are very quiet? The cat got your tongue?

Or are you just burying your head in the Kitty Litter:P

Just a wee feeble "feck the lot of you" at least give us a decent bite!:devil:

Scottch 10-Oct-2005 13:05

I think Rab is travelling back today.

Expect a full broadside soon!

Cheers!

Scott

weeian 10-Oct-2005 14:59

Rab, you've taken a big hit in the Polls for Crail, 9 - 8 to me now !!! :sing:, seems like forgetting your keys has really made people think your a right Tit....
SHAMONE !!!!
/ian He He !! :burn:

andyb 11-Oct-2005 16:54

Well im back! left the scottish lot at Stanstead to fly up to glasgee...... you didnt have to be there to see the funny side of that!:D;)

Davieravie 11-Oct-2005 18:22

Your're all such cheeKEY monKEYS!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D

Desmondo 11-Oct-2005 18:35

Oh yes, Rattler did indeed do it as well.....



:lol:

Martin Ducati Glasgow 11-Oct-2005 18:39

:D:lol::lol::lol::D

I just luv it! He's back at work tomorrow!

andyb 11-Oct-2005 19:42

Some top guys in that group from Scotland and some seriously quick ones as well!!

berto 11-Oct-2005 20:13

:barfy: Right then,bring it on I accept the award for winker of the millenium.....still can't believe I forgot them...couldn't get courier to g'tee next day to Jerez so just played on everyone else's bikes(worked out ok in the end)Top track top chaps TOP FUN....roll on the next one!!!!

Gizmo 11-Oct-2005 21:18

Quote:

Originally posted by berto
:barfy: Right then,bring it on I accept the award for winker of the millenium.....still can't believe I forgot them...couldn't get courier to g'tee next day to Jerez so just played on everyone else's bikes(worked out ok in the end)Top track top chaps TOP FUN....roll on the next one!!!!

Fook me, he's not so daft, uses everyone else's bikes, tyres and fuel, tight? Scotsman?? nah :)

glad it all worked out anyway Berto, u should have give me a call and paid for me flight out with yer keys :)

andyb 11-Oct-2005 21:19

apart from the mobile chicane..................treat him as a roundabout!:lol:

andyb 11-Oct-2005 22:19

And it was great to meet up with jpm and lily, piccies to follow.:D

Lily 11-Oct-2005 23:41

Nice pic you have there Andy!!!!

home and very weary so gonna head for bed soon, but had a fantastic time and met up with some top folks :D

JPM 12-Oct-2005 10:32

Was a top top time guys, we all did laugh at Berto's dilemma, but he did have plenty of bikes at his disposal and wasn't a slouch on them either, although he does have a nasty habit of drifting wide when you're trying to pass him :frog:

I'm feeling it today though... when's the next one?

berto 12-Oct-2005 22:38

:saint: But I did let you two pass.Only cos I didn't want the big copper to frisk me !!!!:burn:


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