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Craig

"having the snip was easy, dealing with bollox this big is the problem!!!" ;)

"has anyone seen my race pace?; it was only small, about this size, but I've not seen it for a few years!!! " :eek:

"...I would have won the race, but a small dog, ran out in front of me" :)

"You said I needed bigger balls, I've had the opp, my gonads are now the size of goldfish bowls, but I'm still slow as shite!!!"

"Maybe..... just maybe, if it makes 'em that big, i might have it done to" ;)

"why would you want the bars moving back and a pillar on the tank ya lordship?" .... "cause they're the size of water melons mate, this big!!"

Recon the swelling will go down over the next couple of weeks, in the mean time I'll try & miss the bumps:eek:

" I had a **** this big before the race too...."

" Really, now that would have upset the handling?"

"You do realise that the head you're holding is just an imaginary girlfriend dont you?"

I dont believe it quote from Victor Meldew lol xx

Hmmmm Tim I could hold some ice on em for you

"so what your saying is, if I want all the go faster bits I need a wallet this big..."

"I tried to get me zip done up, but I could never get it closer than this"

"what I wanted was a mullet, but the b@stard stuck a pudding bowl on me head, so I had to shave the lot off"

"If I could get me hands on the t055ers that stole the paint off my bike, I'd feckin strangle em"

"I was catchin the geezer up, and just as I was about to go round im it all went a little bit whoor, a little bit whaeey, a little bit swish-swish-swish..."

I had it all set up, hit the turn in point perfect like, knee down, lookin through the apex, and feck me if there wasn't a soddin great pot hole this big right on my line !!"