Tuesday one liner
 

This woman came up to me and asked for a perfect example of a double entendre.....so I gave her one!

I think your mood monitor need to move up a couple of steps :lol: :o

A Priest books into a hotel and says to the blonde receptionist, 'I hope
the porn channel in my room is disabled.'

'No,' she says, 'it's just normal porn....you sick *******.'

ok, here we go with dreadfully old one liners

guy walked into a bar............ ouch, it was an iron bar. (thanks to Tommy Coooper)

WeeJohnyB

Dont give up your day job Jools !!!

This dislexic guy walks into a bra.....