IF Everyone made condoms.....
 

If everyone made condoms
Imagine
if all major brand owners started making their own condoms AND kept
the same tagline...........

Sainsbury Condoms - making life
taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your
life..

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have
silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms ! -because life is complicated enough.

Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't
stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the
whopper

Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go
wide'

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's
the pain.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of
you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very
long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard
work

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot
reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the
world

Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the one with the hole
!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

L'Oreal condoms - because your
worth it
Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you
hate
Bounty Condoms – “the taste of Paradise ”
American Express condoms – “don’t leave home without it”
Typhoo condoms– “You only get an “OO” with Typhoo”
Yorkie condoms – “not for girls…”
Radio Times condoms – “if its on, its in….!”
Electrolux condoms – ‘nothing sucks like electrolux’
Fisherman’s friend condoms – ‘suck it and see’


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Ducati condom The ride of your life

Come in a Jiffy.