Some tight shiney PVC with a sock or cod piece down the front (black adder stylie).
Remember it's the butt that is being checked as well, maybe 2 small pillows, one for each cheek to give you the Linford Christie muscularity.

No! Spare us that.:eek: :eek: :eek:

To quote two pop/rock acts

AC/DC "Shot down in flames" :(

Kylie "I should be so lucky" :lol:

Here you go gaz, we can play this while you strut yer stuff....
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Lil...a-Bum-Bum.html:lol: :lol: :lol:

It`s too tight to shake :eek:

Do you think I should squat by the side of my bike like Rossi :biaggi:

Saturday night fever music blasting away in the background and a gold medallion bouncing around in his fake chestwig. :eek:

Shouldn't you do any squatting in the boys room if you've not been since you've set off from home. :o :o

I think he should dip into a bit of Rod......

"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know!"

do Dianese do a leopardskin pattern?



oh dear....I hope we have not scared Miss Italy away?

I'm sure Valentina does not wish to hear all this of Gaz. She should be allowed to make her own assumptions.:roll: :roll: :roll:

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