Jasper
08-Nov-2005, 20:49
" Can I have some Irish Sausages please, asked Paddy. "
The Assistant looked at him and asked " Are you Irish? "
" If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, ay? Would ya? "
The assistant says, " Well no " .
" And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if was
American
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish? "
" Well, I probably wouldn't, "
With self-indignation, the man says, " Well, all right then, why
did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
Sausages? "
The Assistant replies, " Because you're in bloody Homebase"
:lol::lol::lol:
The Assistant looked at him and asked " Are you Irish? "
" If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, ay? Would ya? "
The assistant says, " Well no " .
" And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if was
American
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish? "
" Well, I probably wouldn't, "
With self-indignation, the man says, " Well, all right then, why
did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
Sausages? "
The Assistant replies, " Because you're in bloody Homebase"
:lol::lol::lol: