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BDG
26-Dec-2005, 16:21
:puzzled:Would you trust a nation that sells you old stock for premium prices?:flame:



We've just had some vintage champagne and the above thought occured to me.

Whats more there wasn't even a 'best by date' so we thought it was best to get rid of it all. Now where's the number for trading standards.
BDG
26-Dec-2005, 23:42
Originally posted by Dseered
Originally posted by BDG
:puzzled:Would you trust a nation that sells you old stock for premium prices?:flame:



We've just had some vintage champagne and the above thought occured to me.

Whats more there wasn't even a 'best by date' so we thought it was best to get rid of it all. Now where's the number for trading standards.

Did you get rid of it all down your neck ?

Hic!

Burp!

Sure did:D

[Edited on 26-12-2005 by BDG]
Tonio600
27-Dec-2005, 00:17
Message original : BDG
:puzzled:Would you trust a nation that sells you old stock for premium prices?:flame:



We've just had some vintage champagne and the above thought occured to me.

Whats more there wasn't even a 'best by date' so we thought it was best to get rid of it all. Now where's the number for trading standards.

:lol:
Chaz
27-Dec-2005, 11:11
Ye we hade the same don't trust Portugal ether.:D
everton
27-Dec-2005, 11:43
Remember what General Patton said;

'I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French division behind me'. :D
Monty
27-Dec-2005, 14:59
Originally posted by everton
Remember what General Patton said;

'I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French division behind me'. :D

Or an American division in the same battle...............according to my mum they can't march and chew gum at the same time...............:lol:

John
HUNT749
27-Dec-2005, 18:06
got a house full of them next dooor,come over for xmas....now any obsenities in french i can shout thro the walls at them..:lol::lol::lol:

Simon
guest1
27-Dec-2005, 18:11
Encoule salope is something you wouldn't want to shout
butch890
27-Dec-2005, 21:41
Even better than that,spent some time today talking to a Porsche salesman whilst looking through the options list qoute "special colours- also available additional colours previously deleted £1500 "
So you can pay extra and have last years colour-GREAT!:lol:
Butch
Tonio600
27-Dec-2005, 23:47
Message original : guest1
Encoule salope is something you wouldn't want to shout

I'm not sure "salope" is as used as "b1tch" may be in English, and Encoule doesn't mean anything :D
Washboard
28-Dec-2005, 10:35
Originally posted by Tonio600
Message original : guest1
Encoule salope is something you wouldn't want to shout

I'm not sure "salope" is as used as "b1tch" may be in English, and Encoule doesn't mean anything :D

Yeah, I was wondering about the 'Encoule'....... but maybe you don't wanna shout it because it doesn't mean anything and you'd end up looking a ****!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
guest1
28-Dec-2005, 10:49
Originally posted by Washboard
Originally posted by Tonio600
Message original : guest1
Encoule salope is something you wouldn't want to shout

I'm not sure "salope" is as used as "b1tch" may be in English, and Encoule doesn't mean anything :D

Yeah, I was wondering about the 'Encoule'....... but maybe you don't wanna shout it because it doesn't mean anything and you'd end up looking a ****!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Perhaps I have been either misled (not unheard of) or maybe not pronouncing/spelling it correctly.
It was translated to me as "up you're a*se you b1tch".

I did have a shock when I arrived back after one journey having asked the waiter for some "preservatif" to put on my toast.
What I should have been asking for was "conservatif" which is Jam. What I WAS asking for was a condom (preservatif) to put on my toast:lol:
Monty
28-Dec-2005, 14:27
I always find 'Pog-ma-hone' to be a handy thing to shout at folks-it's probably not spelt correctly but it means 'kiss my ar3e' in gaelic.

John
Stu748R
28-Dec-2005, 22:58
Nah,just say" E U farm subsidies"......

Thats always a good swearword.
guest1
28-Dec-2005, 23:18
Originally posted by Monty
I always find 'Pog-ma-hone' to be a handy thing to shout at folks-it's probably not spelt correctly but it means 'kiss my ar3e' in gaelic.

John
tis the full name for the Pogues (irish rover, fairy tale new york etcetera) Pogue Mahon