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Paul James
02-Mar-2006, 09:24
So what is the mystery new job Domski is looking for ???

Some have suggested he's going to work for one of the high street junk food outlets.

What do you think would be ideal for him ?

Full time, long term product tester in a boxing glove factory :P:P:lol:

Who can come up with the best suggestion ?

Prize is a Big Mac with regular milk shake.

[Edited on 2-3-2006 by Paul James]

weeksy2
02-Mar-2006, 09:32
i hear Cullompton is looking for a new village idiot ?

Thomas the tank needs a new Fat controller

and the Met Police major task force need a new 'excuses officer'

i think he'd fit perfectly into any of the above roles.

Jools
02-Mar-2006, 09:33
I thought he only wore the boxing gloves in bed to stop that thing he does with his hands

hawk
02-Mar-2006, 09:40
Quality control for PUKKA PIES :lol::lol:

weeksy2
02-Mar-2006, 09:56
Stunt double for the Hippo on Silentnight bed adverts

stunt double for the new 'bananas in pyjamas' series

mogwai
02-Mar-2006, 09:56
The local Clark's shoe shop has a vacancy at the moment,£10.50 an hour....

Clearing up after the Hush Puppys....!


moggers@thatisashitejoke.com

Paul James
02-Mar-2006, 11:46
Originally posted by Jools
I thought he only wore the boxing gloves in bed to stop that thing he does with his hands

That's the least of my concerns, at least that could tire him out a bit, I just want him kept away from a PC keyboard now and then.:lol::lol:

domski
02-Mar-2006, 12:39
Can you hear that....... ???






...it's a BIG CAN OF WHOOPASS opening!!

Let battle commence :devil::devil::devil:

Paul James
02-Mar-2006, 12:54
Originally posted by domski
Can you hear that....... ???






...it's a BIG CAN OF WHOOPASS opening!!



So you got the catering job, how do you cook your whoopass ?:P:P:P

domski
02-Mar-2006, 12:57
Fear not, I have a fresh serving coming your way :P:P:P ;)

weeksy2
02-Mar-2006, 12:59
bring all you have mate... i'm ready for you....

what time is your break ? do you get free burgers ?

domski
02-Mar-2006, 13:01
Originally posted by weeksy2
bring all you have mate... i'm ready for you....

what time is your break ? do you get free burgers ?

I'm still waiting for a racing lesson dude, maybe we can discuss that?

...and I'm under 12 stone again, so the fat jokes are a bit dated :P

Paul James
02-Mar-2006, 18:29
Originally posted by domski
Originally posted by weeksy2
bring all you have mate... i'm ready for you....

what time is your break ? do you get free burgers ?

I'm still waiting for a racing lesson dude, maybe we can discuss that?

...and I'm under 12 stone again, so the fat jokes are a bit dated :P


Only if you've put on some height and are no longer only 4 feet tall :P:P:P:P:P:P

Used to work with a guy who swore blind he wasn't overweight, couldn't quite work out what I meant when I said no he wasn't overweight, just under height.

Don't worry mate get a few of them greasy old burgers down your gullet and you'll soon look like Pillsbury the dough boy :lol::lol::P:P:P:P

Carbon749
02-Mar-2006, 20:42
Don't [Censored] talk to me about [Censored] [Censored] selling houses, [Censored] [Censored] solicitors are[Censored] [Censored] [Censored]. My mum's house has been dragged out for [Censored] 4 months now, all over [Censored] nothing!

The whole [Censored] thing is a [Censored] waste of [Censored] time and effort. [Censored] solicitors and estate agents suck big time!


....

And I thought the above was his application for a job as an estate agent :lol:

domski
02-Mar-2006, 20:47
Yeah, I didn't get that one - go figure!!

:smug:

ericthered40
03-Mar-2006, 02:26
Man whoore :P

[Edited on 3-3-2006 by ericthered40]

domski
03-Mar-2006, 02:39
Originally posted by ericthered40
Man whoore :P

[Edited on 3-3-2006 by ericthered40]

As long as you know what you mean :P

:lol:

ericthered40
03-Mar-2006, 02:44
Originally posted by domski
Originally posted by ericthered40
Man whoore :P

[Edited on 3-3-2006 by ericthered40]

As long as you know what you mean :P

:lol:


Man ***** :lol: Duce Bigalow

[Edited on 3-3-2006 by ericthered40]

domski
03-Mar-2006, 02:52
Thats disgusting!

Does it pay well though?

:saint:

ericthered40
03-Mar-2006, 02:55
Bit like the racing depends how good you are ;)


Anyway it's a respectable career man whoring, better than rentboying :lol:

[Edited on 3-3-2006 by ericthered40]

t5mission
03-Mar-2006, 09:33
Originally posted by domski
Thats disgusting!

Does it pay well though?

:saint:

Lets just say you would'nt earn much, unless you sold your body..... by the pound.

Paul James
03-Mar-2006, 10:07
Originally posted by t5mission
Originally posted by domski
Thats disgusting!

Does it pay well though?

:saint:

Lets just say you would'nt earn much, unless you sold your body..... by the pound.

Is that the dog pound or pounds in weight ?:lol::lol::P:P

couchcommando
03-Mar-2006, 10:15
Diplomatic corp ? ?

Ray
03-Mar-2006, 10:27
Got to be some sort of quiz masters job or maybe an interogator at Guantanamo bay?

Maybe telesales or market research in fact anything requiring the asking of endless questions that no one wants to answer !!

:P

Ray

Murray Mint
03-Mar-2006, 11:03
:lol::lol::lol: