Have a laugh at this poor blokes expense

[HellsBells]

We were having a conversation at work yesterday about names, and how some of them are hilarious ( and why their parents didn't think before naming their children ) when one of the Physio's spoke up about a man that she has heard of called ( and this is honest to god truth, not made up at all )......... wait for it......

Mr Peacock....... first name ..... Drew


Yes the poor bloke is called Drew Peacock

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

( let's hope for his benefit that he is only Drew Peacock by name and not by nature as well !! )

[Ned]

In my old company, we were financed by a guy in New York who was called Hunt - Luke Hunt. I am not kidding
:lol:

[NBs996]

ok, ok.... here's my contribution:

went to school with a bloke called Chris Morse.
Kinda cool I think!

[Murray Mint]

Teresa Green

[Phil Butler]

There was a boy in our village, he was in my sons class at school, his name? Neil Downward, :o

[ath748]

Bloke at work (or at least used to be there) called Wayne ****lin.

Poor chap.

Ade.

[webbyc]

Went toschool with a bloke called Ian Boagey and another called A Bog

[JasonBoswell]

I used to deal with a lady called Seema Butt.. still makes me chuckle... :D

[JasonBoswell]

oh, and a mate of mine, Joe Bates, was obviously 'Master' at school... hee hee

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by ath748
Bloke at work (or at least used to be there) called Wayne ****lin.

Poor chap.

Ade.

I went to school with Jane ****elin!!!!!
I also went to school with....wait for it...
Leaf Garland AND Crispin Bagley
(soz Crispin if you are reading this!!!)s******, s******

[Eamonn]

At shool all boys were called by the surname first then initial letter of their forename (girls were called by the usual forename and surname). One day my mate, Philip Mullis, was called to see the headmistress, she announced during morning assembly:

"I'd like to see Mullis P in my room at 10:30"

The whole assembly had 15 minutes detention for s******ing so much :D
(and he had a very normal name I thought........)

[HellsBells]

Having worked in the medical field for 10 years now, I have seen many funny patient names that I probably can't mention in full as I would be breaching patient confidentiality, but I still feel sorry for Mrs Crapper and Mr Smallpiece ( real life peoplesname I had to call out across a crowded waiting room without s******ing ! )

Whilst we were having the conversation at work yesterday somebody else said that they knew a Wayne Anker.... not too much of a problem when said in full, but when not.....:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I ticked a good friend of mine off some years ago ( she was bad enough being called Jo king ) when she was pregnant and said if it was a boy she would call it Lee ( King ):o

The list goes on and on....

[psychlist]

It's like something out of a carry on film! :bouncy: Who remembers "Biggus Diccus"? Or even "Wan King" the Chinese waiter and his brother who was "Foo King" the chef? :P

[Desmondo]

http://www.desmo.plus.com/odds/stroker.jpg

:puzzled:

[psychlist]

:bouncy::lol::bouncy::roll::bouncy::lol::bouncy:

[Rattler]

A guy at a partner company - Euan Kerr

Yep - really!!!

Tim:frog:

[Ozz]

I used to have a client called Mr T Bagg!

[psychlist]

by Timothy Burr

[rockhopper]

I used to work for a Mr Pratley

My dad had a friend called Mr Trimble

We used to have a customer at my old place called Gordon Bennet.

[uncle porry]

Originally posted by vman1000cc
a birdl I used to screew had a school friend


i hope this was not recently, like, a couple of months ago or something !! :D

[keith_mann1959]

My youngest son has 2 friends who are brothers, they are called jack and daniel.

[madmav]

A supplier of mine is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Hunt !!! shortend to mike Hunt !:sing::sing::sing::sing::lol::lol::lol:

[Simonwalsh]

This is a laugh

How about a guy I knew T Baggs who married a girl called Ann!! When they married they changed to her maiden name funnily enough.

Another guy I know Mr Floody - job? ..... a plumber!

But ..... the funnies I have heard of is a big black guy called Clive Dimondiker!! No stereotypes there then! :lol:

[aws]

No word of a lie I was at boarding school with an Irish lad called
Sean Hardon.
100% gen - no word of a lie.

aws

[aws]

The Army classic?
Private Parts

[paulmort]

When I worked offshore, the best one on the tannoy woz
theres a message in the radio room for
Willie Eckerslike
........................
mort

But then again there is a real company called Alan Dick, who are specialists in steel and tower construction
So the call would be
a messege for "A Dick, the erection specialists" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MARTIN H]

Havent seen it for a while but I often used to see a works van plumber/joiner/builder I cant remember which in Lancs.

And the guys name in big letters all over the van was DEREK DEATH!

I know its not as funny as the others but nevertheless it always made me feel uneasy being behind him on the motorway. Used to imagine a Lancastrian grim reaper behind the wheel.

[timetrial]

When I was cycling full time I had a team mate called Alan Hole - he just loved the fact that all his bikes had A.HOLE on the top tube.

Also another team mate's real name was Hugh McKelvie - Once when we were over in Belgium racing we arrived at the HQ and collected a program. It had all of our names listed but Hugh had miraculously become Huge McElvis. We really wet ourselves when we saw it in print but not as much as we did when the race was on.

Hugh & myself got in a break with a couple of Belgians, a Swiss and an Italian. As we crossed the start / finish line with about 24kms to go(we were riding a road circuit doing laps of about 8kms) we heard a very excited commentator shouting out our names to the world. The race progressed and with about half a lap to go the Swiss attacked, I was already thinking about making a jump and responded quickly chasing him down with Hugh on my wheel.

The three of us started to pull away at about 50kmh. We were pretty confident that between us we could work him over and get the win and at worst a third. Pressure was on and the pace was intense. We turned left into the main street of the finish town and onto the cobbles with about 500m to go and started playing cat and mouse. All of a sudden the Swiss attacked and once again I was straight on his wheel with Hugh tucked in behind. I could hear the commentator getting very animated over the tannoy but the noise of the bikes on the cobbles, the TV motorbike and the crowd made it impossible to hear what was being said. In the closing metres I sprung out from the slipstream of the Swiss rider and Hugh jumped out from behind me - Hugh being the better sprinter came hurtling past us both. As I crossed the line in third all I could hear was the commentator saying "Huge McElvis wins from Beat Winkler - amazink, ashtoundink" and then went on to waffle in Flemmish.

The podium was a treat - as I stood next to my new found Swiss buddy, Beat Winkler, a great cheer went up from the English speaking riders (Brits, Irish, Aussies etc.) as they summoned Huge McElvis to recieve his prize. The cheer was followed by a volley of "uh-huh"'s and "McElvis has left the building" crys. Hugh managed to top it all when handed the mic by doing a perfect "thank you very much" Elvis impression.

I think we wept with tears all the way back to the ferry!

[chris.p]

Used to work for a company that had a Director with the name of Richard head:D, & yes it was genuine.:lol:



Chris.:roll:

[psychlist]

Herbert FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzHerbert! :o

[uncle porry]

talking of names........
i read a story once that the late great ayrton senna got stopped by plod on the m25 for speeding, the copper approached the car note book in hand, knelt down next to the drivers window and in typical plod dry wit said, " who d`ya think you are, Nigel Mansell ?" you can guess the reply he got !:lol:

[pedro]

i know a chap his last name is bennet,his first is gordan.:lol: my missis new a chap called rod cod,his grand daughter was named courtney.. which goes courtney cod!!!:bouncy:

[Ozz]

Course the Neville brothers at Man United have a dad called Neville Neville. Who would do that to a kid?

[antonye]

I went to school with a girl called Nora Balls.

One of the directors at work is called Richard Eats. And yes, he does prefer to be called Dick.

[Murray Mint]

Not quite peoples name thing here but a mate of mine is responsible for naming streets for the council. The owners of number 4 wanted the street renamed because their address.......... 4 Skinner close.:):)

[Steve M]

I had an engineering lecturer called Alan Key:lol:

[Jools]

I used to go to college with a guy called Robin Sen. He said he never really thought about his name until he was big enough to sign cheques...R.Sen

When I was a computer systems engineer, there was a Computer Aided Design company called Wayne Kerr.

One of the US people I worked with a couple of years ago is called Dotty Yackle (it's really Dorothy but she prefers Dotty)

I was looking up the number for a French colleague with the surname Piot in our company directory. Just above his name there's someone in Thailand called Thongch Pippattannasookmongkol

One of the names that used to make me chuckle was a real life person called Maria del Carmen Niblett. I liked this name so much that I stole it when I was making up bedtime stories for my kids, and Maria del Carmen Niblett became an opera singing pig

[Phil Parratt]

Three years ago a new temp started at our office. Her name?

Camille Blows

No word of a lie!

Never did find out whether it was true.

:(:devil::(:devil::devil:

[John W]

Went to college with a guy called Roman Warrior (Remember him rattler?)

There is a guy here whose first name is Roman but he's Polish, so I won't even attempt to spell his surname ! :lol:

We also had a contractor working at the last company I was at called Bob Clunt. Always had to have a second look at his security pass.

My cousins girlfriend is called Channel, as she was number 5 :D

[Rattler]

....don't remember him?


I remember a Trevor Pennhalurick at college - not a funny name, just stupid!!!

Tim:frog:

[Ozz]

I had a guy fix our cooker - he was Mr M Oven!

[chief]

Have two real corkers here.

Tennant of mine "Harry Christmas"
Chiniese take a way next door "Haa Choo"

For real honest!!!!

[Road Runner]

I worked with a guy named Arthur Mow.
:lol::lol:

[paulmort]

A long time ago...........and cant you guess this is a long story
I was in Troodos in Cyprus and we decided to go to the Limassol Wine Festival
So of Mort, Steve and ano goes, gets absoblurdylutely pi55ed
So Steve tries to get into his motor (1968 it woz)
The redcap (RAF Military Police) says to Stev, "wots yer name then??"
Steve says its Christmas
Cop says "I s'pose its Father", Steve innocently but rather drunkenly replies "no....its Stephen........." to which we were all hauled away to sleep it off in the cells
The irony is
Steve's proper name was
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Stephen Christmas

well it only goes to show, you cant tell the truth without gettin locked up

rgds
mort

ps the Alan Dick offshore story IS true
A dick, the erection specialist

[everton]

I often wondered what on earth possessed the mother of Manchester United's player Nicky Butt to christen him that -

Nicholas Butt

.............following on from the gay theme there are those two well known Scottish dentist...........

Ben Doone & Phil McCaverty

One real life one that always makes me chuckle is the firm of solicitors based in Warwick/Kenilworth/Leamington area called -

Wright Hassle & Co.

..............so true :lol::lol::lol:

[psychlist]

................mention those well known cowboy builders............


Bodgit and Scarper :rolleye:

[tont2002]

One of my mates ex-girlfriends names was ................ Kelly GOODHEAD
Quality...!!!!