This was my mate's reaction when he saw my "wife".

Damn that was close!

One ... Two ... Three ... yep, all there!

Blimey, that's not much of a package is it?

OMIGOD!....That guy in Yetis pic looks like my old Maths teacher...Gulp!:o:o:o

It WAS your old maths teacher!

Urrrrrrrgh! YUK! He use to rub himself up on the corner of the desk when he was talking to you....
Well not me...at the time I had a lot of "puppy" fat and wore glasses...so I didn't have the same effect as my female pubescent classmates!:o

Now you got me goin again. Stop it.

Didn't he end up as Nardia on Big Brother?

Hey John
I think yours might retreat a little into your stomach if a big raging bull had done that to your trousers! :lol: