The best way to a woman's heart?



Straight through the rib-cage with a sharp knife.

and to a mans brain?

first:

get a magnifying glass....:lol::lol::lol:

holy fark i spat tea all over myself,read the top bit, didn't expect the 2nd bit.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Bloomin eck, I was just about to add to this thread with ' no wonder Dave came home with flowers for me the other day.... he had read this thread and thought it was a good idea ' but then I realised my flowers were given to me the day before CK posted this first message.......
meaning he did it all of his own accord ( top marks Dave )

There must be something in the water !:lol::lol::lol:

Al..you big girl...:lol:

Nat

well if it's too cold and wet to ride the bike...... we got to try'n secure some alternative entertainment.

right then, who wants some flowers? :D

Al says: Well done Dave:D - do you do the washing up too?:lol: (Al does most of the time:smug: )

NBs - I'll have more!:devil:

C:saint:

I got sent some flowers once at work. Wondered who from no name. Found out it was the ex wife. How bizzarre:o:lol::D:(

I refuse to make any comment on this matter as its my forst wedding anniversary soon and I dont want to ruin my chances!!!!:o:o:o

I read a magazine once that said..." the longest lasting marriages are the ones where partners have the least highest expectations......"

So perhaps with me doin' the painting, bill payin', tilin', flower buyin', cookin', cleanin', etc, etc
I can see I'm in for a long and happy one then!:lol::lol::lol:;)