I've done a bit - I'm not a "novice" though - more of an "intermediate", but definitely not "fast":lol:

What's the prob?

Tim:frog:

What needs doing?

Tim,

What you like at plastering? kitchen fitting?

Aw crap. Now I'll have The ****tler supporting my Documentum apps! It'll never work again!

:frog:

Oh just a simple combi boiler replacement... cash waiting for the first plumber that'll even return a phone call! :mad:

Ant... Documentum don't work properly anyway, doubt the rattly one could make it any worse! Just why does it keep losing my files anyway?? ok, I know, user error.

don't get me started on that one :(

British gas wanted stupid money, found a bloke who agreed to do it at a price (still ridiculous in my opinion) but he has promised to turn up every week for two months now and i can't even get hold of him anymore :mad:

I'll only be selling it - no one said that it actually had to work!!!!

Don't really know why EMC bought Documentum anyway - other than to improve their gross margins.

Tim:frog:

At least EMC bought VMWare - very smart move.

I'm definitely in the "novice" group for plastering, but in the "fast" for kitchen fitting.

Tim:frog:

I wish you had told me that 3 weeks ago :mad: