I'm afraid you don't have the required 'clique membership' nor clearance.

We'd need more time to run your application past the vetting committee, this is standard procedure and nothing to be alarmed about.

Please, continue with your day - this conversation never took place ;)

[Edited on 16-6-2005 by TP]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

But I had two letters of introduction with me, my passport, two passport photos, two signed character references and the fifty quid fee.....

Ahh...that was for the visa wasn't it

I bet it's harder to get in than it is to walk around Sandhurst with a fake bomb. I expect you have to be invited into the "inner circle", then undergo some bizarre initiation ceremony with secret handshakes, a rolled up trouser leg and a funny apron, although it may be even harder than that

All in good time ;)

Oh I love secret organisations, can i join please.

I did fancy MI 5 or MI 6 but they aren't as secretive as this little clique.

What secret organisation :saint:

"anyone lunching today" - how Southern is that;)