....and i dare say e-bay will have a set of leathers that no longer fit smugley - sorry snugley!

ha ha ha .. 5 posts in and Kerry is already being cheeky .. calss .. you'll fit right in here ......

All you regulars should be ashamed of yourself!!!!

KP STILL hasn't been to the bar yet!!

Welcome mate, mine's a crown lager!

shes a bird, they don't get the drinks in here ... have some manners and offer the girl a drink .... you, my friend are spending too much time on VD :sing:

sorry to dissapoint but I am not a bird - well apart from my surname. Yes i have a girls name but hey, not my fault!

Ha ha ha ha!!! Dibble you bell end!

I think it's your shout now! I'll have a quadruple vodka and red bull seeing as you've put your foot in it!

ha ha ha .. with ice TP ??? its on its way ............ ha ha ha

in which case Kerry ... get up to that bar ....

and on a lighter note, good job Weeksys attached or you could have had a very odd introduction to the DSC Kerry .....

Ice please

:D

:P
you are all bonkers.

I must admit I was tempted to play along on the bird thing, but that could have gone horribly wrong.

By the way mines a campari and soda!