Ah… that ull explain it then:flame:. :eureka:Will try pressing it twice.

She says the only way to turn it on is with some kind of battery device.
Strangest looking remote control I've ever seen, makes a hell of a racket and the way she swears at it and keeps bashing it around the infra-range must be very limited too.
:puzzled:

Scientists have invented a food that stops women wanting sex.



Wedding cake.

Well one is certainly volume..

Amazing that... seems to work ok without the help of men!!!:o:o:o

button press
 

mine,s got two as well dont have any use for them so hang me coat ect:D

I asked the same question of the resident Doc.
Then I asked him what the fleshy bits surrounding it were for...he said not to bother with those bits - its the woman

:lol::lol::lol:

t5mission

DO NOT under any circumstances touch that button.

It will cause your old bike to make a horrible screeching noise, which will upset your neighbours, especially if it's early on a Sunday morning.

In fact when I was younger they were unheard of. It's probably a European directive that they have to be fitted to the latest models.

But then again we did'nt have electric starts then either.

Aah, those were the days.......

Too late all ready did, just waiting for the ASBO to come in the post.