Calm down, it's only a light hearted thread.

(Said in a Dutch accent)

Probably the best attribute any Officer can have is a sense of Humour!...........

If you got upset every time you, got stared at, gestured to, shouted at, sworn at, or swung at............you would tend not to last very long. Its not personal!

Wish I'd never posted. LOL

Not at all mate, in the spirit of it a funny thread.

Like most threads on here, it went off at a bit of a tangent!

... didn't know you'd been a bank manager too Andy ;):lol:

Do the bank let people come in and do you job, with no qualification and experience, working when they want and for no pay? (excluding you of course........as you wouldnt get out of bed for less than £**,000
:lol:)

PS this is my humour and not to be taken as an official view!
;)

'fraid they do Andy - that's why we're in the mess we are and I'm leaving :(

I think they call it "geographical outsourcing" (call centres in Delhi)....and I think you left out a couple of asterisks by accident :devil:

That sounds like a normal shift briefing in our Department....... :lol:

yep thats a standard day in a city broking house.