LOL... funnily enough I have been reading Porno for about 4 years now for that very reason... I have to reread every sentence about 5 times and I still don't get it :)

Gave up and read mills and boon in the end ;)

Ah yes, a rather fooked up, crazy novel indeed. Being a geordie it isnae tha bad to read :)

try a day at the shop with Berto and Harry, you would just stand there nodding:lol:

:o Feckin racist english barstards!!!!:pig:

but its so true

racist? us? kettle, pot, black calling re- arrrange as you like :P

Why aye bonnie lad/cor blimey guvnor...delete as applicable!!:sing: