personally I'd go with the shoot her option...

she's a woman and if you blokes were bright enough you would realise that no matter what you do it will never, i repeat NEVER be right .... HTH :D




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had thought about the "shoot her" option, but I'm to nice for that.

had a good ride and a think, time to reflect on things abit.
I will have to go with the flow I think, and as the saying goes "Life’s a journey not a destination" and there is still a way to go yet.
thanks for your replies peeps.

As my mate said to me

I'm always in the s h i t with my wife
Its more a question of how deep:lol:

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

yes sireeeee!

can i batter her first with a baseball bat though........ please? pretty please.

I'm sorry you're having a bad time, Red SPS. There is absolutely no getting away from the fact that men and women are genetically programmed to,at best,get on each others nerves and at worst make you want to kill them, or yourself. The 'talking' option can work if you're prepared to be sympathetic and listen properly, otherwise you'll make matters worse.

In my last long term relationship, I used to go out on the bike to get away from it all and that in itself caused massive rows. Which is why I left the bike mainly in the garage for 2 years.

Life is much more peaceful, and fun, now. Just me, me bike and me dog all happily sitting in my garage/office at 11.42 on a Monday morning, trying to decide whether to do some college work or go to the gymn. :D:D

Nah,ye see shooting her will still cause you pain,grief and suffering cos the courts never allow men to use the mental anguish line...to really teach them a lesson....shoot yourself(in the lounge to make the biggest mess that'l teach her.....barstards the lot of em.....fume fume bang--------------

That's what hired help is for! :D

I'm unemployed, an ex-soldier ... I'm sure we could do a cash deal ;)

Dickie can get his baseball bat out, and I'll finish up.

Job's a good'un :D

yeah we could do the criss cross/throw moma from the train bit.

you i'll do you a favour if you do me one kind of thing:o

Brill !! and so true:lol::lol:

In the middle of an argument ( Funnily enough about bikes )
I shouted out ''But you knew what I was like when you married me!''

The reply?

''Well I thought I could change you!''

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