The Transporter.

Now my turn then!

'Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an
accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck
your dick into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just
isn't my week".'

Nope

Moley:rodent:

Nice one Ant......

Moley:rodent:

Last Boy Scout, try

"I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!"

Moley:rodent:

Bad Taste...

Easy one 'ere...

"I ain't got time to bleed"

Too easy - I'll let someone else have a go!

Moley the film buff!

You got time to duck?

:D

lol

Moley:rodent:

predator?

Absolutely, your turn!

Moley:rodent: