Dickie -shurrit!:P

Nick - reminds me of another (to the tune of Tulips fromAmdterdam...)

When it's Spring again I'll bring again
Results from Assen track
With a heart thats true I'll give to you
A wonderful time out there
I can't wait until the day you fill
that grid with ducati's
all throbbing & roaring
That's how my heart keeps on yearning
For the day I know we can share these
Results from Assen track......

It's clear to me that everyone has been sampling at least one of the goodie's that Holland has to offer already!

poor you:(

There's many a track that may bite back
Assen is one by name
It's fast in the bends where everyone tends
To rise to the top of their game

There's rumour I hear of a weekend my dear
Hosting brits from the grids of DD
Where there is every chance they'll get lost deep in France
Or swim drunk in the icy North Sea

Should the guys make it there, both tortoise and hare
Then the race will be frantic but fun
There'll be fairing paint bashed, and Diablos thrashed
Under the sweltering sun

The winner my dear it's blatantly clear
Will be not numbers one, two or three
But the many Duke fans that came in their vans
Via motorway, airport or sea

Our duty we know, barring blizzards of snow
Is to put on a bloody good race
Drink beer by the litre, smoke spliffs by the metre
Pack up and leave in disgrace!

bravo Ali:D:D

the last verse made me :lol: soo much:lol:

:lol: We have a winner

I WANT TO LEAVE NOW :D

That will be fecking good :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

I'm in Amsterdam Friday - And no I'm not taking orders :saint:

Lin, will call you later............... :smug:;)

:ninja:

:(:(:(