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Redruth 30-Jun-2006 10:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melnie Mouse
haha really funny, sexist or not, but they're still funny... Hi Ruthie how ya doing?


Hi Melnie, I'm doing fabulously thanks. Given myself yet another day off. Waiting for a new clutch to be delivered, that I intend to fit myself. Might be posting on the board for assistance later today. Was at Oulton Park on Wednesday, the sun's beaming down here in Hemel and I'm about to start taking the track fairings off my bike. How are you? Must get down there for another ride out soon. I'm getting a steering damper fitted to the Monster on Sunday so I'll be down on that some time in July hopefully.

everton 30-Jun-2006 11:13

WIFE ...

... that stands for

Washing
Ironing
Forgot what the f is for
ETC

doesn't it?

rcgbob44 30-Jun-2006 11:24

I`m keeping out of this one.................................for the moment anyway!

Melnie Mouse 30-Jun-2006 11:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redruth
Hi Melnie, I'm doing fabulously thanks. Given myself yet another day off. Waiting for a new clutch to be delivered, that I intend to fit myself. Might be posting on the board for assistance later today. Was at Oulton Park on Wednesday, the sun's beaming down here in Hemel and I'm about to start taking the track fairings off my bike. How are you? Must get down there for another ride out soon. I'm getting a steering damper fitted to the Monster on Sunday so I'll be down on that some time in July hopefully.


Way, you brave girl, of many talents then :) .... The sun is beautiful today yes, even though I am stuck up here working and unpacking parcels.. Saw Loz other day, we were mentioning on another ride out, be great

Good luck with it all :) xx

guest1 30-Jun-2006 13:03

It's on old one (and I should know) but here goes:

Blind man walks into all women bar by mistake and sits on stool, orders pint of beer and attempts conversation with bartender.
BM " Wanna hear a joke about two women stranded on a desert isle with only a donkey and one barrel?"
Bartender " May I warn you sir that I am an 18stone female ex-bouncer, you are sitting next to a 6ft 22stone female wrestler, behind you is the ex female boxing champion, and on your right is the female owner of this establishment. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?"
BM sips his drink and ponders the moment : "On second thoughts not really, I don't want to have to explain it four times"

andyb 30-Jun-2006 19:12

"Given myself yet another day off. Waiting for a new clutch to be delivered, that I intend to fit myself. Might be posting on the board for assistance later today"

You got the right tools.........i heard if your doing it on your own....you need a tool?:eek: :devil: :lol:


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