Or whether he's taken to crashing more than the average angel and always finding something/someone else to blame!!

That just reminded me of something cute. When Dave's godson, George - aka TMG (Top Man George) was told about his uncle he looked a bit perplexed for a few seconds. But when he figured it all out he said 'Wow. He's going to make a cool angel.' Aint kids sweet ..... when they're someone elses.

Kids can have such a wonderful outlook on life, beats an adult one anyday!

Everyone can speak Jamaican easily:

Just say 'beer can' outloud without it sounding like Jamaican.

Go on you can't do it....

I think I was born with Foreign Accent Syndrome.
I always lisped really badly as a kid and had endless lessons from my mom 'Suzie sits sewing shirts for sailors'. Now it's ' six pints of Sussex please'. My 'br's are hopeless, which makes working in Bwomley tewible.
See! I have a pwoblem. Oh, s**t. I forgot about the 'pr' thing too.