do you come here often ?

"You know Andy, those laxatives still haven't kicked in ... I've tried squatting like this, even drinking Bud!!"

"Have a listen to this Rob, it's bound to give you the sh*ts"

"Andy, id love to slow dance to careless whisper with you tonight, but im afraid I can barely stand up... my farmer giles have swollen to the size of space hoppers after 2 days on track"

"hang on while I sqeeze one out!"

"Look Andy, I can bend over in front of all these bikers because I'm completely at ease with my sexuality!"

"Since you're down there..."

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PML