Couchie always liked to put the DD stunt team through a dry run of the Stoppie routine

Or are just failed students of the Tommy Cooper School. Jusht like that

"the only gays in the village"

Look I aint bending over in front of him OK, forget it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

i think it's the new littlewoods game...spot the bike!!

...or maybe pre-race bladder emptying exercises.... good adea as i ALWAYS forget.... but!, it might make me go round quicker ;)

or..."your right these thongs really do feel more comfortable!!"