Nice one Paul
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Ah, c'mon ... the fairer (and generally smarter) sex here on the DSC know that I was only joking, playing Devil's Advocate and all that.

I understand that recent research has shown that particularly chronic examples of PMDs can be fixed by adding a few drops of Evening Primrose oil to your preferred choice of synthetic oil..

Going out to dig myself a 'spiderhole' in the back garden - well if it worked for a couple of months for Saddam I should be okay by summer :lol:

Nik... I knew you were only joking.... and I hope that you know I was too, especially if the worst happens, and your bike self destructs. You will end up thinking that I am some kind of psychopathic, telepathic wierdo ! ( and dave w needn't reply to that ! ):lol::lol:

You are. I've seen your Southpark you :D

Ouch.. I'm all hurt now! :lol::lol::lol:

Gawd! I hope you were joking - you can never tell with these new-fangled inventions.

Just going out to get on my bike for the journey home - I think that the rain and very inclement conditions outside are punishment enough for even considering blaming the opposite sex. :saint:

Jesus Nik there coming after you!

KB will will be after your dangly bits as soon as she reads wot you rote!!

On second thoughts your probably ok cos she`s from oop norf!!!

Good luck mate but if I were you I`d still be very afraid of the wimin on here, some seem very nice but methinks its just a cover up for there castration activities!!!!:o:D:o