ok it's heavy, slow, dodgy paint job (yellow :barfy: ), doesnt want to tickover and like crunchy says they're all hookers. not your average but a high class hooker, outstanding looks but cost a fortune to keep on the go...that said these bikes have more soul than anything i've ridden so a ducati is a soul mate:cool:

Sex! on wheels

"Sex on wheels" - very tricky if you're doing it right (from what I remember.............).

Mike

:rodent:

Cooler than the other side of your pillow...

For life :cool:

Ducati is:

A SEXY BIKE FOR SEXY PEOPLE :D

Ducati is:

NOT A LUXURY BUT NECESSITY FOR OUR EVERYDAY LIFE

:D :sing:

Ducati is:

a member of family and your best friend, you always want to look after it


:D:smug:

The best bike i've ever owned over nearly 30 years and at a guess about 80+ bikes (i've lost count).

The 996 has been used for everything from on the track to thrashing round Europe. Pure magic and i still sneak in the garage all the time for a quick look at it, what a masterpiece.

What more can you say:D

Thanks SW. I was hoping for another photo of you but I guess Naomi will have to do as sloppy seconds.

BDG.......:sniff: Nothing

....the perfect sensuous experience...:devil::)

...the only thing worth braking a nail for :P
OR
...worth going without sex for!:devil:

So not Japanese
 

For a couple of hours !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;)

so.. did we win or not?

:smug:

Dont think it was about winning or losing...Just about being imaginative and funny...Which clearly the British are not!!!:P:P:P

u mean Germans are won? :(

It must have been a penalty shoot out again:lol::lol:

Can't touch this!!!:P:lol::lol::lol:

and just for you Lisa....

A Ducati is better than a HAMMER and hammertime:lol::lol:

For everyone out side of Nottinghamshire, you won't understand, don't worry Lisa will;)

try that one on the Germans, that'll really confuse 'em

[Edited on 19-9-2005 by BDG]

Unfortunatly we lost:sniff: Just got back from a business trip and missed the final rally. There in my inbox was a mail from me Geeerman friend (his granddad apparently did bomb one of our chippies). It makes for sad reading. Never mind, thanks to those who contributed. We're off to the October fest in Munich next weekend, guess who has to get the round in :(

The worse thing is I nearly crash when seeing a STOP sign...I think the last one I saw I nearly had an asthma attack! Good job I wasn't driving!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Will someone explain PLEASE:puzzled:

Bright Red...

Which is great for getting noticed, until it catches up with you
".. you're the chap with the red motorbike aren't you , we go the same way over the hills in the morning"

To cease offending your neighbors you either have to slow down, move, or buy a black one.

Stealthy.

I could explain...but then I'd have to hit you ...probably with a hammer...Then It'd be HAMMERTIME!:lol::lol::lol: