Sorry, but i guess he's nice and warm. :D

I'm with CK and AK on this one................

Weeksey is back as a bird......:lol:

If not i am quite happy to do a forfeit.

Kitty my ass........

Welcome none the less...........blokey/birdey type person

Yea i know what you mean Kitty, i had exactly that problem when i was a girl before the sex change but now i go in for the baggy ar$e look.

No one on the board has ever guessed i used to be a girl, despite my delicate hands and long eyelashes.

so what will this forfeit be then, let me think about this for a while............................................. .....
:eureka::eureka:
got just the thing.

Go on then what is it??????

Keep it clean i am a married man..........(Note i never put HAPPILY married man):frog:

This could get interesting.

I volunteer to be a nuetral judge :D

Trust you to get involved...............

Damn there is a lot to be said for sitting at home syndrome!!!!

it's going to be messy, really messy...;);)
that's all I will say at this point:smug::smug:

any ideas

K

And here's me thinking you just had boy boobs! :o

Na totally lost..............

Messy as in body fluids messy or other substances......:lol:

do you have a spare rubber suit by any chance....;)

yes a lovely bright yellow one...............North Sea special.....Room for 2 you want to hop in and zip it up..........:frog:

yellow is not really my colour , love black though:devil::devil:

There is only one woman i know who is into all things black especially rubber......Kwik Bitch.........

I will save myself for her thanks..........she's got it going on and an excellent taste in bikes to boot:P

I'll need to know the 'rules' if I'm to adjudicate in an even handed manner.

You may send them to me via u2u if you like, but bribes will need to go to my hotmail account ;)

:lol:

ok, go to her then:(:(:(:(



I'll still be here later though;););)


K

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by DukeKitty]

We men are such simple creatures ...

Yeah,

You should remember the old squaddie rules in life Tony........

They have never let me down yet.

1. Never **** a bird with shorter hair than you

2. Never **** a bird with smaller breasts than you.

3. Never **** a bird with tattoo's which are spelt incorrectly.

Anything else is a goer.:lol:

:lol:

Your mate never rang me today ... :o

on a more ducati based theme, which is why I joined here , can anyone help me out on a few items of info.

what would be the best 999r to lookout for.
is new allways the best option, or is a good used bike more viable from a spec view point.

what problems shold I lookout for and what probs can I expect to get with one.

what are the difference between the 999r models from it;'s early models to current model year.

any help would be nice before I go out and start to look, need to be armed with as much info as possible .

thanks K

now back to the jovial banter;);)

I can only help you out Kitty if you can confirm that you do not break any of the above 3 rules....:lol:

not even close ;);)

Someone with more experience on these bikes will be better able to help ...

Do you have a budget in mind? 03 999R's are still around £11k or thereabouts I think. Maybe a touch more.

What has attracted you to Ducati's? Do you like the shape of any particular bike? I'm a fan of the 998/748 shape although the newer shape is growing on me .. kind of like a fungus ...

I'm no expert on the 999R's so can't help with the difference between them, JPM and the like should be able to though.

Best to ask that question on the 749/999 board,....I'm sure all the 'R' bores/snobs will be along to fill you in with the gorey details.
Basically,'03 bike,Cast swingarm,carbon everything,'race can' with very small outlets,136bhp.
'04,more of the same but with deep swingarm,139bhp.
'05,Wider top fairing,no top vents,taller screen,front guard now painted with Corse stripe,assymetric Termignoni system and a claimed 150bhp.
Oh,and mines a Stella or Red Stripe while you're at the bar.

thank you guys.....

I'm not trying to be chauvinistic here (that's if you are really one of those opposite sex types) but if it's only for the road then you are wasting your money. Get a 996/8 or 999 bip. If however, you are intending to do TD's then yes yes yes get a 2005 999R. And if you do, and you are a women, then I will be for always your slave :devil:

Are you sad f**ks still taking this one seriously? I just don't believe it!
(Said with soft Scottish accent)

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by yeti]

I think that all the sceptics will have a shock coming soon....:smug::smug:

Why, are you going to buy Monster. No No, worse still a a yellow monster

"soft Scottish accent" HELLLLLLO that's like saying there are quiet Ducati clutches

Full DSC membership being sorted in the next few days.
Hoping to get to some sussex meets soon after.
:D:D

K

:lol::lol:
Crunchy - you sound like the dragon "Clifford" off the mouthwash advert.

OMG, guess there's gonna be a rush on at the Spar shop for mouthwash and Lynx tomorrow?

I feel I must reply in some way or other to either compliment or insult you but I haven't got a clue WHAT the f*ck you are on about. Who's "Clifford" :puzzled: what's or who is OMG:puzzled: and why is there going to be a rush at the Spar for mouthwash and Lynx :puzzled: and further more why tomorrow. :puzzled: Has this to do with this LYNX thing :puzzled: What is Lynx :puzzled: How do you know I look like a dragaon:puzzled: You've offended the wife now. There's only room for one Dragon in this household BUDDY :pig: Now the wife feels threatened, Thanks a lot MATEY, live in hell, I'll meet you there with my mouthwash and friggin what ever it is LYNX.

In the listerine advert there's a dragon with bad breath, name is clifford I believe. But I'll stand to be corrected on that one.

OMG stands for Oh My God. In the same way as imho stands for "in my honest (or humble) opinion".

Lynx is a famous deoderant brand with a current slogan of Get More (or something like that) - relating to totty obviously.

Ade.

[Edited on 21-10-2005 by ath748]

:lol::lol::lol:

So much for the common market.

The dragon sounded like Leslie Philips on a good day.

Shurely you know who Leslie Philips is:(

Re: you the dragon....guess you save a fortune on toasters, but hey NMP.

[Edited on 21-10-2005 by guest1]

Now I get you DUH
:puzzled:You still haven't explained what OMG means though and what's NMP

OMG.....Oh My God.


NMP......Not My something or other I guess!

NMP - Not My Problem

LNOK - referred to in helpdesk logs = Loose Nut On Keyboard
LOIE - also referred to in helpdesk logs = Local Operator Interface Error
DNC - referred to in accident report books at end of accident description = Did Not Cry

Great thread folks, OMG what a laugh!!:lol::lol::lol:

Dukekitty just sent you a u2u:)

What's the motto Scotty???,Oh Yeah! "Any holes a goal"???:lol:;):P:devil: