Domski and I were have a little harmless banter and now the thread it is locked, I sure the powers that be will have a heart attack if they saw naked flesh. After all if they could not allow a bit of harmless banter, a female willingly showing a bit of flesh is downright pornography and must be a jailable offence.

Well no offence intended but, if you post a thread like this you are inviting comments of the nature you've had. I'm outta here....

How about this , big fat naked pussy;
http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/images/bigcat.jpg

Your a brave man, If she could get hold of you she'd stop your breathing in her lopsided whatever.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

For one minute I really thought you had as well, I nearly wet myself laughing when I opened it.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Look. My name is twpd - I have no fear. Least of all from a woman with a lopside. ;)

Jeff, if you are having bladder problems , then maybe you are getting a bit old.

Seems no one can find anything wrong with being single.....I can't

For some of the plus points listen to Tom Waits' "better off without a wife"

I'm better off with my wife . we are great soul mates and she tends to my every want.

Your just a pampered lucky fkr.
Now stop gloating and get back to counting you cider cans.
Signed jealous boy.

No cans here. All bottles.

bet you get loads of brownie points at home for that!

the better 1/2
 

Couldn't agree more with you there m8 !

mine is not only beautiful & my soulmate, she even tolerates my fanatisisms !

sorry single dudes, but my Claire is gr8 !!

My Kim is tops. She even bought my 996 for me as a Christmas present.

good to see a bit of a love in on the board :-)

yeah m8, I love my 749R as well ! LOL

You've got too much bottle.

:D :D

Jeff's dating site has spawned a mini love -in, knowing how everyone works on here it won't last long, but enjoy it whilst you can young lovers!

:) :)

Is Jeff dating service of any real importance to the DSC? How about we find a nice young lady for you?

Your starting to sound like the MT, any importance to the DSC.
As a paid member, my insignificant opinion is as valid as any other. How dare you openly bring me down like that, you cad. :devil:

:lol: :lol:

There was I wandering round Waitrose, looking at the cider for you. Glad I did not buy any now!
My dating service was of imprtance to find my friend a piece of sausage.

Anyway, on a more serious note, I'm not a lost cause am I? :confused:
There must be someone out there for me, I've got a Ducati you know.

Surely the happiness of the bretheren and sisterin of the DSC is paramount?

I'll pimp you out Jeff! You got any more realistic photos?

You don't think I look too much like the elephant man do you?

I am sure your hair is greyer than that.

Is that a itacuD top your wearing.

I must have walked past some Grecian 2000 in boots the day the photo was taken.
No.............. I've never ever ever died my mullet, old and grey I'm afraid.



Gaz, what is a itacuD top?
Would that be a reference to my Ducti t-shirt?

The last photo is back-to-front, or are you using the web cam ?

Sorry. I only just got it, when I saw this post........ uugggggghhhhhhh!
Make sure she's not too bright when you find one for me.

Yes it is a web cam, so does that mean I'll dress to the other side when I take a photo?

Did you not notice that your workshop / office has been meticuliously turned around to represent the mirror image of reality? Spooky! Who would go to all that trouble?

I think you're bored :lol:

You mean it's all fantastically well sorted whilst my life is in the cr*pper?
:(
If my workshop is not clean then I cannot work, would you give some guy an expensive watch to fix, if his bench looked like a blacksmiths forge?

Is this you????
http://www.ufobc.ca/yukon/yukon%20images/alien.jpg

New computer, so you've gotta find out what the toys do, the kids have had a fab time making themselves look gorgeous.
:)

Bored! Try this......
http://games.stupid.com/play-4458-Doctor_Dentist.html

no, not at all! Could be worse though, sometimes I look like Stan Laurel....and now and then i have been know to burst into "the trail of the lonesome pine"