Some tight shiney PVC with a sock or cod piece down the front (black adder stylie).
Remember it's the butt that is being checked as well, maybe 2 small pillows, one for each cheek to give you the Linford Christie muscularity.

No! Spare us that.:eek: :eek: :eek:

To quote two pop/rock acts

AC/DC "Shot down in flames" :(

Kylie "I should be so lucky" :lol:

Here you go gaz, we can play this while you strut yer stuff....
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Lil...a-Bum-Bum.html:lol: :lol: :lol:

It`s too tight to shake :eek:

Do you think I should squat by the side of my bike like Rossi :biaggi:

Saturday night fever music blasting away in the background and a gold medallion bouncing around in his fake chestwig. :eek:

Shouldn't you do any squatting in the boys room if you've not been since you've set off from home. :o :o

I think he should dip into a bit of Rod......

"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know!"

do Dianese do a leopardskin pattern?



oh dear....I hope we have not scared Miss Italy away?

I'm sure Valentina does not wish to hear all this of Gaz. She should be allowed to make her own assumptions.:roll: :roll: :roll:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

What an unpleasant sight.

:eek: :eek:

He's obsessed with women looking at him.:eek: :eek: :eek:

She is going to be SO disapointed :( :( :( :lol:

Cheryl Tweedy quite liked it

Not as dissapointed as you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally Posted by Gaz 748

I was working in front of a mirror and could see her checking out my bum.




Your outrageous Gaz, the 748 is not the size of the engine but how many notches in the headboard at home. :eek: :eek:

We have done nothing wrong here, we may have saved an innocent soul from Gaz.

:devil: :devil: Bring on Sunday.:devil: :devil:

It` all very quiet from our nice Italian friend, do you think we have scared her off :( :lol:

"WE"??:mad: :mad:

Exactly Roy!!!!


YOU GAZ !!!!!!

I think I need help :devil: :devil: :devil:

Come back Valentina, it's not all bad. It's only Gaz that is obsessed with his backside and squatting.:D :D

Liposuction maybe???:lol: :lol:

Don't worry the Surrey DSC will gather round and help it's own.
That's one thing I've noticed we stick together on this site to help each other out.
You'll be OK Mate.

mmmmmmmmmmmm Cheryl Tweedy

I don't think she's a member of the dsc!:D

You don't think he was thinking of her whilst he was in one of his squatting fazes, do you?

Never get a needle in there, too tight, you lot are just jealous :frog: :frog: :lol:

Hello, is there anybody out there? (pink floyd playing in the background)
 

Where has everyone gone, Gaz has not frightened them off has he?

"On the run"

I've only been away for a day and it looks like things are literally descending into farce :)

I've read the graffitti at Rykkas, the don't call you slack because your lazy at work. :devil: :devil:

Me and my bum are still here :devil:

Welcome back. Enjoy!

Dave even you can't save Gaz, he's dissappeared where the sun don't shine

This is what it`s` all about, no politics, just having a laugh ( at my expence ) :lol:

Maybe it'a Woking thing. Dave is from weybridge don't you know.:D

Well volunteered. Now how do we get other members involved.:D

I'm seriously thinking of turning up wearing all my moto x gear with full body armour on sunday in case Gaz flips out. :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

Already preparing a stock of "Save Gaz" bumper stickers...!