Off topic, pal. It's some bloke called BDG we all hate, so stay on topic and save your spleen for him!

Sheesh, you could really hate some people, you know?

(I still rate the thread a 10)

why do you think i live in an ivory tower, coz its round, and there's no corners to sit in dumbo

You appear to have changed the rules, Shaun. You invited us to feel free to vent our spleen by being abusive to you but you're responding. As I understood the conditions of your offer, you are there to help us get things off our chests. Responding to people who may be fragile and vulnerable (like Flanks for example) is not part of the game.

who would want to know what a mackem was???

aye, i'll head back over there now, don't bother coming over to bleat at me there management have revoked your membership for bringing geordies into disrepute :D

I think you are bang out of order there calling him a 'dumbo' its a very strong allegation, do you have any facts to back it up???????

Don't worry Claire. I think we all know BDG actually lives in his garage, in between being collected by the men in white coats sporadically for monitoring and upgrading of his medication. Any questionning of his commentary on here will only increase the likelihood of another straightjacket episode. :devil:

I'd like to recycle a post I made yesterday and apply it to Shaun.

Are you really 18+ stone?

I was going to say something but I think I'll just stare at my feet now...

You belong in Kentucky mate

Im not gonna insult ya......I want a ****ing square go with ya ya ****ing ********!!!!

Newcastle are shite!!!!!!! :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
Cmon then...name the date!!!!! :frog: :frog:

"Shite" is not moderated...........:D :D

he'll agree with you on that davie, he's a mackem and hates the toon !!

Wherever he is from......well i hate them an aw......****ing Mackems!!!! ;) ;)

Where's Mackem??? ;)

Sunderland but Shaun ain't even one of them, he's probably Durham pit yacker but supports Sunderland :D

you cant hate BDG< You have to love him !

BDG stands for BIG daft git

he's da man !


mav

Aye lad. I'm from yacker land.

Careers advice at school was "what sort of job do you want doon the pit", but then they shut all the mines down, but i was clever and got a job in a factory with 900 girls, but tha barstewards shut the factory down as well

Davie thats the nicest thing i've heard in ages, i luv're yer man, see there is a god

So, a bloke from durham supports sunderland and likes a name that looks like he comes from newcastle ?

I'm now going to have to insult you What the F*ck do you know. :lol: :lol:

I'm originally from Durham and traded my passport in to become a cockney, a Mackam indeed, at least your not a monkey hanger. :lol: :lol:

I worked in Hartlepool for a few years, strange place.

Maddest night ever was when 50 of us from Peterlee and Horden went on a coach for a batchelor night in Hartlepool.

Would have been a great night except for the fact one of the guys took a toy monkey with a piece of washing line tied round its neck with him into all of the pubs and was swinging it around. We thought we were safe as there was 50 of us. Wrong. Closing time was rather eventfull.

I bet not many of you know that he`s a gay queer lesbian with poof tendancies!

:lol: :lol:

I never thought they were that touchy about the comment, I was at college in Birmingham and this Harlepool lass was there, cracked the joke, she wanted to crack my scull. :eek: :eek:

ssshhh! Bob people might think i own a Jota

Notice how it takes a northerner to add a sense ofhumour back to the board !

Well done BDG

so thats where the saying "stick it up ya jota " came from !


















pmsl

Webfeet, please intervene and moderate this man, MT or not.

I must protest in the strongest possible terms, this is a hairist remark and as such i find this deeply offensive. One of the advantages of being tall and never sitting down is that nobody has spotted where i'm thinning a little on top.

Jools as ever is far too perceptive and concise in his summing up of the facts. Though it may be fact that my hairline is receeding a little, the truth hurts. Unless you send a hit squad round to sort the bugga out immediately i will be left with option but to spit my dummy out and leave the board; until the next time i come back.

You have been warned.

showing, 104,568,098,753,107,098,475,761,945,555,916,749,99 8,001,666 miles and a very nice blue movie on the new widescreen LCD dash:D



Ray.

Oi saddo, got nowt better to do at this time of night...oops...err i'm just going back to another cup of horlicks and the mad rave i'm at

Yep thats Ian W said, he says you give Geordies a bad name :)

Just got back from a surreal dinner with Friends, kids playing nicely earlier in the evening, Friends all sat round laughing and then the next door neighbour starts banging on the wall complaining about the noise, a couple of barneys in the street later and its time for coffee!


Its a mad mad world:D

Ray

got a bit noisey around here earlier
Think it had something to do with the Police car in the close out the front of my house and another in the close out the back and also the Police helicopter hovering overhead.

Just a guess mind wouldn't want to jump to any conclusions :)

They caught you at last then skids-boosting bits of errr "material" from work to sell to fund the racing-it had to happen sometime, just because Homer gets away with it.

Now then Shaun you big daft pudding, I though it had been quiet around here-might have known you would wade in and start making noise, haven't you got any parcels to deliver you Pink Pantherite you.

John