I had a guy fix our cooker - he was Mr M Oven!

Have two real corkers here.

Tennant of mine "Harry Christmas"
Chiniese take a way next door "Haa Choo"

For real honest!!!!

I worked with a guy named Arthur Mow.
:lol::lol:

A long time ago...........and cant you guess this is a long story
I was in Troodos in Cyprus and we decided to go to the Limassol Wine Festival
So of Mort, Steve and ano goes, gets absoblurdylutely pi55ed
So Steve tries to get into his motor (1968 it woz)
The redcap (RAF Military Police) says to Stev, "wots yer name then??"
Steve says its Christmas
Cop says "I s'pose its Father", Steve innocently but rather drunkenly replies "no....its Stephen........." to which we were all hauled away to sleep it off in the cells
The irony is
Steve's proper name was
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Stephen Christmas

well it only goes to show, you cant tell the truth without gettin locked up

rgds
mort

ps the Alan Dick offshore story IS true
A dick, the erection specialist

I often wondered what on earth possessed the mother of Manchester United's player Nicky Butt to christen him that -

Nicholas Butt

.............following on from the gay theme there are those two well known Scottish dentist...........

Ben Doone & Phil McCaverty

One real life one that always makes me chuckle is the firm of solicitors based in Warwick/Kenilworth/Leamington area called -

Wright Hassle & Co.

..............so true :lol::lol::lol:

S\'pose someone has to.......
 

................mention those well known cowboy builders............


Bodgit and Scarper :rolleye:

One of my mates ex-girlfriends names was ................ Kelly GOODHEAD
Quality...!!!!