I dunno DJ, my a**e is infinately more vulnerable, not to mention sensitive to insertions

The old farmer giles giving you gip? :lol:

:lol:
Great thread,good jokes KB.

Hi, I like CK, must be out of the ordinary too, I like wsb and gp, riding bike, playing with old cars too, my Dad taught me how to weld and I rebuilt my old beetle, I serviced it myself twice a year, (out of touch now on modern engines tho) and HATE shopping... and do it very rarely.... then it's not so bad... I only watch the occasional soap, and not much else, I like Action Films no girlie ones with all that love crap and soppy stuff in...

so am I weird???

Only in a very nice way, Mel! :lol:

The suit fits perfectly - I'm well chuffed. Cheers, mate!

:D:D

Damn I'm alraedy married ....

DOH!

Redruth
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I was awake half the night reading Twist of the Wrist,
Me I was awake half the night reading "Shake of the wrist"
Doh better leave now wiff hat, coat and everything else before its too late
mort:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:: lol:
:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

You is a V. bad boy. Report to me in the morning, please.

Redruth
Im saying this very quietly so KB dont hear, she thinks Im 2 timing her, but I aint

You is a V. bad boy. Report to me in the morning, please.

WHAT TIME 2MORRA and do I have to bring anything wiff me??????????????

btw how do you do that quote bizzness in a seperate box??????:o:o

Im going to set up another post but for all the readers, Mort has a new toy to join Blooo Duke, see below.........

Doh, cant find attachment button now.............

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by paulmort]

Aren't you struggling with the web today Mort.

For quotes you can either use the green quote button on the rhs top of the post box or you can use these brackets [] with quote inside the first set of brackets ... then the text you want to quote (could paste it in) and then another st of brackets [] with /quote in those .... and it will look like this below ...


You can only add an attachment if you click on the post reply button as opposed to using the Quick Reply box at the bottom of each thread.

The TP helpdesk is now closed ... :lol:

Incidentally Mort, trying a Montana Marlborough Sauv Blanc from kiwiland - tasty :D Thought you'd be interested ...

Montana Marlborough Sauv Blanc
 

Now you're talking - can't beat the NZ SBs - absolutely mouth watering :frog:

Yes it's quality!!

Shame their Rugby isn't!

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

GO YOU WALLABIES

Just kidding, I know they are a quality rugby side - I'm just happy to have returned the favour in Sydney on the weekend after they beat us in Wellington.

How do you get from making wine to playing with peculiarly shaped balls?

NZ wine ... NZ All Blacks .... us beating the All Blacks ...

Easy if you're committed (and not to an institution!)

Minor point here guys - 'technical info and wine don't mix' You can have one or the other, but not both. Trust me. I'm an expert in the latter and complete no hoper in the former. What was the thread here? Oh yeah. 'Help me understand women.' Women, in general, will not admit to their faiilings. In fact, they are not failings, they are 'qualtiies, reasons you love them, advantages even.' The chasm between men and women is SOOOOO huge, it cannot be crossed. Can we ditch this thread? It's been entertaining, enlightening, exasperating and is now expired! PLEASE??? But I'm a woman, so who's gonna take any notice of me??

:rodent::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Who says? I write my best documentation with wine although I have to make liberal use of the F7 key .... :frog:


I thought this was character? Kinda like why I love my Ducati

who said women havent a sense of humour
 

When God created Eve and she'd been hanging around he asked her if she was happy with what he had created,so she looked in the mirror.
Why have i got three breasts she asked God? I think i would look better with 2 so God removed one and chucked it in the hedge.
A week later Eve said she was lonely and asked for a partner so God retreived the useless tit and introduced man.

Im only a useless tit when it comes to housework i perkup as soon as the garage door is lifted""""

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I thought this was character? Kinda like why I love my Ducati [/quote]

Ohhhh. Tp996 you're a cutie:P:P:P

:ninja:

This will be copied, archived and retrieved as evidence in the event of a matrimonial dispute. You know when you've been tangod.

I took up the offer of free decals (market place)from "Revolution Decals". Pretty neat they are as well. cheers guys!:)
However, wrt this thread, a couple of the decals are of "4-Play" in a kind of scripty font.
My 8 year old daughter saw these and said "If you don't want those dad, can I put them on my bike?" To which, mother chips in with "course you can love, daddy doesn't know what they mean any way"
OOOhhhhhh, cutting, straight for the jugular. See, once they start to gang up on yer' it's time to retreat to the garage.:lol:

Was it Zen or Confucious who said "Woman like typewriter - not part of office furniture till screwed on desk"

:lol: Oh, that was harsh! :lol:

After hours of exhaustive web searching I can confirm the rumours are definitely true!!!

You are indeed NOT allowed to shoot them :o

:lol: :D

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by tp-996]

Yeah but...How can you tell when a man is well hung?

When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
:devil:

Yup, I got the 4 play stickers as well

which reminds me TP
You know the Australian version of 4 play??
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You awake Sheila?
:sing::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Why do they need to be awake?

They only whinge then ....

a late one tp???

umm ... yeah

:D

Farewell for a mate of mine going back to Oz .....

Things got a bit carried away, quite hungover at the moment and disinterested in being at work.

So.... got anymore understanding yet Andy??:P:lol::lol:

C:devil:

know the feeling.............

we should try and arrange a london area drink up for sometime coming up to xmas.

Absolutely, plenty of notice and get a big attendance ..

:cool: