:lol::lol::lol::lol::D:D:sing:like a bat out of hell la la la:lol::lol:

Neil
How the **** would I know if your ood in bed, best ask Rocket eh?

Festa
You only know the truth when you can understand it.
Please repeat after me

Festa - ' 3 pints of Strongbow barmaid '

Barmaid - ' Who you drinking with tonite my luv, cant see your mates? '

Festa - ' Myself my dear, but after five or six of these I will be seeing three of me in the mirror in the gents so best start as I mean to carry on eh? '

Extract from "Memoirs of a monday night in The Fox" by G.Rhodes

crikey someones bored

me :

David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!


no,no,no and definetly no

im not a hottie, dont work out at all , dont know anyone called florence and am most definetly not gay. just because i wear leather doesnt mean im gay !!!!!!!


now then the missus always calls me dave and not david which is much more accurate

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a [Censored] .


that sounds a lot better than knocking off a gay florence

[Edited on 14-10-2004 by deej]