:P Cos i is a cuuuuntry boyyyy,we knows all sorts of fings.:pig:

Yeah I know....the last time I ****ed in a hairdressers sink they threw me out...

:lol::lol::lol::lol: 4D

I wasn't aware hairdressers hated human pee, I can understand them being annoyed if you pee'd in theirs sinks.

Never mind mate, it's not like you need their services much nowadays, is it??
:lol::lol::P:P

When the circus comes to town, nip down and get some lion poo and sprinkle that around the garden. that should scare em off.

Unicorn sh*t, that'll cure anything......

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by dave996]

On the other hand....to attract a fox or other night predator, use a piece of polystyrene rubbed briskly across a piece of glass to simulate the screech of an injured bird.

All these and other underwhelming tips are available on line at www.i_am_a_sad_anorak.com

If your garden's big enough me and the local boys can come down and sort them out.
Cheers

So the easiest option is to partake in large volumes of falling over water and to urinate all around the garden..............................I only hope the wife can manage that!:lol::lol::lol: