'tis true ... it's why I bought the mountain bike - but (quivering bottom lip) it was double chocolate cheesecake you bastid :(

My good lady said you could have had her desert if you wanted! She would have traded you for a large glass of Cote du Rhone!!

No ... you said 'he's gone to the bog, so I'm going to eat his pudding' ... I'm sure that's what you said ...wasn't it :p