am tryin hard not to drop in a load of euphimisms

I wonder what he "Swatches" on telly??:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Isn't a euphimisms a brass wind instrument??:lol: :lol:

What "Timex" do you think he`ll be back :lol:

He'll be back in a "tick".:lol:
No mention of him here;http://www.qpmagazine.com/news.aspx

Do you think he can read " Breil " :lol:

I'd be "alarmed" if he could.

749er , whats with the grey bike? Matches jeffs hair colour.:o
maybe he's gone top get some Grecian for men?:lol:

Got the Argos catalog out now !!!!!!!!!!!

He`s` not a model " Citizen " is he :lol:

He`s not a member of the " Rotary " club is he :lol:

He`s a " Constant " pain ( only joking ) :lol:

He`s going to get a " G-Shock " when he`s back :lol:

Just found out Jordan makes her own watches !!!!!! bet he`s got one :o

Maybe he's gone to Argos.