[quote]Originally posted by paulmort
Blurdy heck, already half way down a bokkle of sauvignon blanc and some p**lock is playin games
let me gues then

Marvellous, so Paulmort, we can maybe get this one, should be on same wavelength ... level of inebriation. What do you think of these clues? Obscure or what? It's someone who does the Times crossword in 10 minutes, is my guess. Someon posh who just has one Ducati but probably several very expensive cars. I don't know any of these people, u got it yet? :bouncy:

See. Used the word 'proletariat'. Clearly posh. Sorry about the 'quote box' Paulmort - kackhanded use of screen aids, as per usual! :rolleye:

Are you James Toseland. Cos if you are, get onto U2U and I'll give you my mobile phone number. Seriously. OK. I accept, you're way too young for me but, I've seen you ride and, I believe I'm right in saying, playing the piano. Don't be shy. I don't bite. Well, I can if you want me to:devil:

Heya Miz solicitor redruth
the blurdy pilchard who set this up should be hung, drawn an quartered
It takes me 25 hrs to do the Telgraph crosswords cos I have to but todays paper to do yezzerdays one, looks impressive on the train tho' until caught out

btw is it you?? as our mystery person, you only started postin a day or so ogo, so wouldnt put it past you?????????
I nominate redruth
bestest mort
now 3/4's down said bokkle

blurdy heck, read thread and redruth aint he/she
desmondo, you avin a larf? I asks meself

I'm surprised that you would think that God, in all his infinite wisdom, would stick on ONE DUKE! Call yourself a DSC member? :sing:

Cos actually, James, you probably don't OWN the Ducati's. You were maybe given one, along with the piano, as a gift from your very happy sponsor but, it would be like a busman's holiday to ride them in your spare time, when you're not racing. Am I right. My mobile number is ... U2U. :sing:

no its not God, I was refering to North and South Poles when one of the ill fated shackelton expedition sacrificed himself to enable the food to last longer for the rest

another clue

Im a male with a ducati motorcycle
I ride out a lot
I like Linda Lusardi
\I,m over 21 and under 60
I do tend to use the Ducati Sporting Club message board

****** seems to be important to me
still guessing?
should I own up to my identity?

I have to say, Porry, I don't think you've grasped the essence of god, or prayer for that matter. Do you SERIOUSLY think god is looking at this website? And all the while you are side tracking from the real issue, which is me and JAMES. And if, by some outside chance, it's not James, at least I've registered my interest if he ever should log on (please God, make him log on). I play piano. I have one Ducati. Match made in heaven. God knows. So MYSTERY, hurry up, tell us who you are, we clearly can't stick to the point and I'm about to log off and pour more wine. James U2U me!:bouncy:

Redruth
pour more wine, add five fish and two loaves of bread and then maybe you will get James
More tomorrow if necessary
Be strong
Be brave
Play the game
(there is nothing contentious in this game)
Its for fun and a small prize

another clue
Uncle Porry knows me from this Ducati Sporting Club message board